On Meaningless Experiments

Perhaps to the chagrin of those close to me, I am releasing a blog onto the unsuspecting world. The world is certainly unprepared for the incredible wisdom I am about to drop upon it, but that's ok. They weren't ready for Tiny Tim, either, and now he is a celebrated folk hero.

So, these posts will pretty much be meaningless indulgences about subjects that virtually 98% of the populace wont care about. I am willing to bet that most blogs are of this nature. I seriously found a blog one time about a girl's love for coffee. She nestled pics of her coffee mugs, both with and without coffee in them, into long unending stories of how she would spill coffee on herself while walking to and from class and the bus stop. Thankfully it looks like she either lost interest or discovered the modern invention of cups with lids because the blogs dried up after about four or so.

I don't really have any set plan or anything for this thing. Sometimes it'll be about music I've heard recently or music I've always listened to that I want to wax nostalgic about. Sometimes it'll be pointless discussions about sports. I will warn you right now there is going to be a long discourse spanning weeks about my thoroughly-researched for five minutes theory about how the singular greatness of Michael Jordan directly resulted in lower scoring in the late 90's and early 00's. I'm very proud of it.

No really, this guy was the best basketball player ever!

There you have it. Those willing to stick it out will probably be duly rewarded in the afterlife. As for this life, I make no promises. Allllllll aboard!